She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
