Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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