halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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