I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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