so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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