lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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