Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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