yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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