Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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