can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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