His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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