this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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