I hate your face
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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