Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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