The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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