That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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