For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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