That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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