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(713): View more from Texas

Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?

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(317): View more from Indiana

she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester

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(276): View more from Virginia

Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?

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(317): View more from Indiana

HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.

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(330): View more from Ohio

You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits

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