there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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