Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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