you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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