sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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