Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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