But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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