yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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