Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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