What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My pussy is not your playground.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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