belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
