It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Randomize
