I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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