very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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