Don't you send me to vm
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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