How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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