i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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