i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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