I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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