We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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