Who did Billy Mays play for?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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