found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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