At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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