How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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