This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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