There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Randomize
