ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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