haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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