It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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