Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
My vagina is very pro this idea
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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