your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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