I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I will pee on everything he values.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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