i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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