Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Randomize
