I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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